Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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