I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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