please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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