The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
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yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
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What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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