We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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