So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
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No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
You made out with two different species that night
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
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I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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