We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
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had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
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I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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