when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Randomize
