Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize