omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
high people should be assigned attendants
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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