My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
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You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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