How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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