Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
We need to rekindle our bromance
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
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Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
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I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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