ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Quick, to the slutcave!
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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