Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
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she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize