: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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