Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
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Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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