My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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