T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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