Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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