Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
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Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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