we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
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I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
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If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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