At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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