heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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