Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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