So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I could make wine with my vomit
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
you never un-have a 4some
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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