I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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