he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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