Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
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Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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