honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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