babies were throwing up all over the place
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
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Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
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Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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