He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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