she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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