I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Such a big mess for such a small penis
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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