So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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