Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
My dick has a subreddit
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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