just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.