Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Randomize
