Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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