So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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