Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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