High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
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15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
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There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?