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(205): View more from Alabama

at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.

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(541): View more from Oregon

His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'

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(480): View more from Arizona

... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?

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(971): View more from Oregon

I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.

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(256): View more from Alabama

I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.

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(210): View more from Texas

he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again

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(972): View more from Texas

I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating

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