Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
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I should be sponsored by Trojan
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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