Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
accomplished twins. life is a go
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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