would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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