Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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