You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
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WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
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In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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