I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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