doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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