Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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