Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
do herpes really smell.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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