remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
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Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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