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the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
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Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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