Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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