Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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