well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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