So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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